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September 26, 2007
From the Things I Wish I Would Have Said File
Picture it. Three random strangers and I are on the elevator at my apartment complex, a building which probably has about 500 units. One of the strangers is holding a birthday balloon. She and her friends are headed to floor six. I’m headed to floor three.
Thinking Fool: Whose birthday is it?
Random Stranger: Nicole’s.
Thinking Fool: Oh, did she get the results back from her herpes test yet?
Sometimes I really wish I had bigger testicles. That’d probably result in my getting punched a lot though, so I guess I should be content! I bet Shaq would have said it.
Comments
Herpes scherpes! It's not like the girls were going eat her.
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at September 26, 2007 11:39 PM
Has anyone heard of Cherpes? They are untweetable. HEH!!!
Posted by: Leaf at October 1, 2007 01:55 PM
