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September 04, 2007
The First Day at a New School Can Always Be a Little Scary
Intern #3 called me yesterday to tell me that he begins his stint as a visiting law student today. He told me what classes he is taking and asked if I had any advice.
Thinking Fool: Who do you have for corporations?
Intern #3: Professor Doe.
Thinking Fool: Well, make sure you go up to him at the end of the first class and introduce yourself and tell him you’re a visiting student this semester. After he acknowledges you, tell him that, as a courtesy, you just want him to know that by the end of the semester, you’re going to fuck his wife, and that if he has any daughters, you’re probably going to fuck them too.
Intern #3: Umm, do you really think that’s what I should say to him?
Thinking Fool: Absolutely. You’ll make a very lasting first impression, and that could make a huge difference when grading time rolls around.
Intern #3: Well, you’ve never led me astray thus far. I guess it’s worth a shot.
At the end of the day, I like to think I've made a difference in people's lives.
Comments
What if Professor Doe is a woman?
Posted by: over_educated at September 4, 2007 08:46 AM
Well that would alter my advice.
Posted by: Fool at September 4, 2007 01:33 PM
Don't forget pets. Always remember to sodomize Fluffy & Fido. Bonus: no rubber needed!
Posted by: Dan at September 4, 2007 04:12 PM
