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October 22, 2007
Don't Let them Breed EVER (again)
I'm home from work today in an attempt to slaughter the initial stages of a cold to keep it from bugging me all week. (I don't want to tempt fate, but I think my strategy is going to work out brilliantly. I know I feel a lot better right now than I did last night or early this morning.) As a result of being home, I've sampled a little bit of daytime programming and am left with one simple, but important thought. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WE MUST STERILIZE ANY PERSON WHO APPEARS ON MAURY AS A GUEST. This shoudn't even be an option. If you go on Maury, as soon as you leave the studio, you are to be whisked away to a hospital and forced to undergo a vasectomy or tubal ligation. The taxpayers will GLADLY foot the bill.
If Maury's guests represent even 1% of our population, we're in serious trouble as a nation.
Comments
Now, now...don't be so judgmental. Even stupid people need love too. How else are we supposed to get cousin "it" in the family?
Posted by: ming the merciless at October 23, 2007 11:27 AM
I saw Maury on The View and he said that they do not come up with the show topics or solicit guests. Every single one of their guests calls them and asked to be on the show. Scary, ha?
Posted by: Melissa at October 27, 2007 11:20 AM
