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October 31, 2007
From the What I would had Done if I had Bigger Testicles File
To: All Employees at Current Employer
From: Thinking Fool
Date: 10/30/2007 4:44 p.m.
Subject: Be Very Careful
Hi Everyone,
I still haven’t had the opportunity to meet most of you, so I apologize for the impersonal nature of this email, but feel this is important. I just left the 8th floor men’s restroom and want anyone else who is thinking about using that restroom to be very careful.
I’m serious.
Someone made stinky in there and it smells atrocious.
It definitely wasn’t me if that’s what you’re thinking. I actually tend to like the way my own stinky smells (unless it’s diarrhea, but if it was diarrhea, I would have clarified that I was talking about “runny stinky,” not regular stinky). Plus, I wouldn’t be dumb enough to let all of you know that I stunk up the bathroom.
Look forward to meeting more of you at the picnic.
Fool
Comments
One of my very favorite hobbies is to visit a public restroom when someone has terrible gas or diarrhea. When they let a loud one fly, it's always fun to comment. For example, (por ejemplo, if you are Mexican)something to the effect of, "awesome!", or "hey, there you go!", or "sounds like a one man band is playing!"
Posted by: Leaf at October 31, 2007 12:46 PM
I kept farting while I was standing on the sidelines of the New York City Marathon today. I had to move around to get away from it..but I'm pretty sure my friends who were there too knew it was me.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at November 4, 2007 11:00 PM
What was Larry Craig doing in your office bathroom???
Posted by: ming the merciless at November 4, 2007 11:33 PM
