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October 29, 2007
Marsupial Monday (I don't even know what a Marsupial is, but it sounds cool, si?)
Charles Schulz has been dead for more than seven years, yet a bunch of newspapers continue to run his Peanuts strip in the Comics section. WHY??????? It really is time to free up that space for an up and coming cartoonist. (This is especially true considering that Schulz was apparently a pretty big bastard.)
How about this for a t-shirt: “Why be up and coming when you can just be coming?” It’d be a best-seller with grandparents and great-grandparents throughout the nation.
Speaking of great-grandparents, I thought I was paying an elderly woman a compliment the other day on the metro, but she certainly didn’t take it that way, at least not like I had hoped.
Thinking Fool: Excuse me, ma’am. I have to get off at the next stop, but before I do, I just wanted to tell you that you really are quite striking.
Elderly Woman: (Smiling) Well, aren’t you sweet. Honey, I was alive before FDR was elected.
Thinking Fool: I don’t care if you were alive before Lincoln got shot, you are a total Double-G-ILF.
Elderly Woman: A what?
Thinking Fool: A Double-G-ILF.
Elderly Woman: What is that?
Thinking Fool: A Great Grandmother I’d Like to Fuck.
I'll be here all week.
Comments
You NASTY!!
Posted by: ming the merciless at October 28, 2007 11:47 PM
Hey! Don't you be messing with my PEANUTS!!! I've loved it since I was a kid and will continue to love it forever.
So there ;-)
*sticks out tongue*
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at October 29, 2007 10:25 AM
Peppermint Patty and Marcy were lesbians.
Sally and Linus went at it like mad.
Charlie Brown used his hand.
Schroder did the black kid, I don't remember his name.
Pig pen did Snoopy.
Little red haired girl did the entire cast.
That little French bitch at the chateau did pig pen- they like that kind of natural body odor shit.
Woodstock pecked everyone.
Posted by: Leaf at October 29, 2007 04:56 PM
So does this mean you're not gonna be watching "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" tomorrow night at 8pm on ABC??
Posted by: Harmless Error at October 29, 2007 09:07 PM
How exactly does one go about getting into a Double G - ILF?
Posted by: pretty cath at October 30, 2007 06:30 PM
MM, Thank you. :-)
LisaB, I have nothing against Peanuts, but it shouldn't be in the paper anymore. If we're going to rerun classic strips, why isn't Calvin and Hobbes still going?
Leaf, you're becoming my hero.
Harmless Error - Au contraire! I have nothing against Charlie Brown and the gang and think it's great that there are specials on television! I just don't know why that strip appears in the paper every single day.
Pretty Cath, Lots of K-Y. At least, that's what George Bush Sr. says.
Posted by: Fool at October 30, 2007 10:19 PM
