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November 14, 2007
Free Campaign Advice for the One with the Unfamiliar Name
Mike Huckabee is gaining traction in Iowa these days, but he still doesn’t have a very recognizable name. So, to remedy that, I suggest that his advisers get him on stage to have sex with Bea Arthur. Before you flip out, think about it. While he’s banging Bea, the advisers could tell people to make sure to vote for the candidate whose name sounds like “Fuck a Bea (Arthur).” It’d be a memorable image if nothing else, generate lots of media coverage, and definitely play well with most of the Republican base. But guess what, this won’t happen, and that’s what’s wrong with American politics today.
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Thanks to you I now have the theme to the Golden Girls in my head. Likely for the rest of the night. "Thank you for being a friend..."
Posted by: Harmless Error at November 14, 2007 08:01 PM
Er...have you seen Bea Arthur!?!?!?
She will likely be the one fucking him in the ass!?!?!
Posted by: ming the merciless at November 15, 2007 12:17 AM
Excellent point, Ming.
Posted by: Fool at November 15, 2007 01:14 AM
