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November 29, 2007
To tell or Not to Tell...
If you observe coworkers failing to wash their hands after draining their johnsons in the bathroom, do you have an obligation to spread that news?
Comments
Urine is sterile. No harm, no foul.
Posted by: not an md at November 29, 2007 01:50 AM
To your office chums over lunch, yes.
Posted by: mm at November 29, 2007 09:01 AM
I would rather they not wash and not touch the spicket, the door or the flusher.
Posted by: pretty at November 29, 2007 04:03 PM
Ewwwwwww! Then they will share the cookies or something.
Double ewwwwwww! ;-)
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at November 30, 2007 11:00 AM
Those who live in glass houses shall not throw stones, unless they are kidney stones.
Posted by: Leaf at November 30, 2007 05:23 PM
I think it depends. You definitely have an obligation to tell if they're women.
Posted by: Nye! at November 30, 2007 10:18 PM
not an md, If it's "no harm, no foul" to get urine on your hands, then I suggest pissing all over your hands before you prepare your next meal and let us know how scrumptious that ends up being!
mm, your advice is noted!
pretty, LisaB, and leaf, God bless.
Nye, I'm not in the habit of entering women's restrooms. Maybe I should start doing that.
Posted by: Fool at December 1, 2007 12:07 AM
Euwwwwww.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at December 2, 2007 12:58 PM
No. Many peoples johnsons (mine, e.g.,) are clean enough to eat from.
Posted by: oh, just guess at December 3, 2007 01:44 PM
Wait a second... "johnsons" plural? You mean to tell me you saw someone urinating out of multiple johnsons at the same time? You should DEFINITELY notify everyone else.
Posted by: Philosofer at December 3, 2007 03:39 PM
Just yesterday, I saw a partner exit a stall after he dropped a deuce without washing his hands. Nasty bastard.
Posted by: Wiseazzz at December 6, 2007 02:39 PM
If you dont write a new post soon I am going to pee on your hands
Posted by: pretty at December 6, 2007 03:04 PM
