Thinking Fool

Can we go back to inconsideration on the metro? Short women are the worst. They crowd the doors instead of moving to the center of the car. I assume this is because they can't reach the roof handle, but, um, they CAN reach the bars on top of the seats, right? But noooo, they insist on clustering about the vertical poles, usually all of them together, and are unreceptive and stony-faced to the weight shifting and pointed body language of those that want to get beyond them to the center of the car, where we're all supposed to stand. And I'm not about to say anything, cuz dude, don't cross short chicks--they're mean when they're wrong. And also, why are people dumb? If you stand by the doors, you have no chance of scoring a seat, whereas if you stand in the middle of the car, you'll end up with a seat sometime around Clarendon.

stop bitching about the metro. By definitoin, public transportation is open to the public, the great unwashed, without them, we wouldnt know what poor people look like and would not feel as good about ourselves. Either do what I do and avoid public transportation at all costs or tell the common folk to get out of your way and make sure to use the line, "do you know who I am?" people love that. Move closer to work or buy a car, avoid the crowds of morons who are underground in DC.

I think I've said this before, but Pretty? If you have the ability to completely avoid public transportation, please shut up. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Thanks!

Fool, your ability to describe the every day annoyances that drive us all nuts remains unparalleled.

Whoa..I'm still reeling from the "actually sodomizing a few people" remark. Still trying to sort out in my brain just how that would work logistically...

What a bunch of assholes!