Thinking Fool

E. All of the Above.

Dorothy is what some call 'a power dater' and yet others call her 'a dirty tramp'; what she should be called is 'Anne Heche's Long Lost Sister'

She dates those that can get her to where she needs to be. Clearly she would have started with entry level Scarecrow. She would have quickly moved up the ladder of power to the Tin Man. However, as a person with needs is prone, she wants the best and seduces the lion. (Think American Beauty, 'You like being nailed by the king?')

When she realizes banging the entire entourage has not gotten her back to Kansas, she will move on to her one true love Toto. And they will fuck like bunnies.

E. I saw photographic evidence in an email forwarded by my ex-father-in-law. True story!

E. As most men are brainless, heartless, gutless, and total dogs, it could have been any of them.

I'm pretty sure it was none of them. Duh, how else to explain the term "Friend of Dorothy"? They were too busy gettin' it on with each other.

dorothy was underage and traveling with men who were in a position of trust with her. She therefore was not banging any of those men, instead any of the 4 options who penetrated her were raping her no matter how much she begged for it.

Definitely A. No other choice is even capable of being banged. The scarecrow would make no sound. The Lion and Toto would probably yelp when hit, but would not make any banging sounds.

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All of them AT THE SAME TIME, of course. Don't let that goodie two shoes look fool you. :-)