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December 18, 2007
Tuesday Tirade
I love that someone in Witchita, Kansas found my blog by searching yahoo for “trimmed cooch.” I wonder if he’ll return. Yes, I’m confident it was a he. Do you think he found the trimmed cooch he was looking for?
Last night, when I asked a waitress if the homemade chicken tenders were good, she replied, “Yes, they are.” She should have replied, “Yes, they are, if you like things that have absolutely no flavor.” They didn’t even taste good with barbecue sauce. Everything tastes better with barbecue sauce. Well, most things do at least. I imagine a leper’s johnson would still taste bad even if it happened to be coated in barbecue sauce. Or maybe it wouldn’t necessarily taste bad, but the texture would be disconcerting, no?
Speaking of Johnsons, I can’t believe Magic Johnson is joining Bill Clinton on the campaign trail for Hillary. What the hell are those two going to tell audiences? “You see, what I going to do now is stick my dick in the best looking woman who will let me stick it in her.” “Come on now, Magic. We agreed that I get to go first. I don’t want to catch the Hiv!” "Hahahahahahahah!"
What do you think the chances are that Bill has been faithful since the Monica Lewinsky scandal? I think there’s a better chance that some sweet little grandmother will describe the mashed potatoes at her family’s 2007 Christmas dinner as being “lumpier than a leper’s cock.”
“Lumpier than what?”
“You heard me. And if you think that’s surprising, I can’t wait to see the expression on your face when I show you my big black dildo! I won it playing bingo.”
One week until Christmas! Woohoo!
Comments
I dunno..I always assumed that Bill has been faithful since all of that, after all that happened. But then again, getting away with it really just makes some guys more cocky, doesn't it?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at December 18, 2007 06:49 AM
We all know Bill has beating around the bush since Lewinsky became a noun. The more important question is has Hillary been beaten with a stick lately?
Posted by: ming the merciless at December 18, 2007 11:49 PM
