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January 23, 2008

This and That

When I was walking home the other night, I spotted a police car parked across the street from a restaurant. For some reason, I was tempted to make eye contact with the officer and then just take off running. I’m sure he would have pursued me and probably tackled me to the ground and then asked why I ran when I saw him. I’m not sure he’d believe my response: “Because I wanted to see how you’d react.” Seemed like an interesting experiment, but I didn’t want to risk getting shot.

Fred Thompson, you probably ran the most lackluster presidential campaign in the history of politics. Thanks for doing nothing. Hope your wife promised to try a few new moves on you if you’d agree to run for prez. Otherwise, I can’t figure out why you did it.

First Brad (Renfro). Now Heath. I hope Leo’s not next. He’s too great an actor! As a wise man once said, “The happiest people we know are the ones we don’t know.”

Recently saw this shirt: “I’m not a gynecologist, but I’ll take a look!” That’d be great to wear to a job interview!

A movie review is coming tomorrow or Friday. Can you guess the movie?

Posted by fool on January 23, 2008 12:00 AM

Comments

Just make sure you don't try this experiment while carrying anything contraband...

Also, I guess Juno.

Posted by: Harmless Error at January 23, 2008 12:28 PM

I think that t-shirt would be great on a first date too, or to the first introduction to the parents. I think there shoudl be one for bitches too that says, "I'm not a caretaker, but I'll hold your balls when you cough."
Fred Thompson should go back to playing a judge, lawyer, or some kind of law enforcement guy.

Posted by: leaf at January 23, 2008 01:40 PM