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January 16, 2008
Wisdom on Wednesday (Fine, you come up with a better title)
Brad Renfro is dead. That was a hard one to see coming, much like a Britney Spears premature death would be a hard thing to see coming.
Last night, I had the privilege of seeing the Rutgers women’s basketball team play in person. Somehow they all looked healthy despite those really evil, harsh words Don Imus said about them last March. That whole thing was such a joke.
Mitt Romney finally scored a victory. Why did you do this, Michigan? That’s all I want to know. Why?
Fellas, the bottom button on a three-button suit should NEVER be buttoned. I considered dispensing this advice on the subway when I saw a young man who was clearly on his way to a job interview. It didn’t seem like my place, but someone should tell him.
Wouldn’t it be fun if Al Gore got in the race right now?
Mama Fool and Papa Fool celebrated their birthdays this month. They are both nothing short of amazing. I feel incredibly blessed that they got it on when they got it on and created my little life. And they didn’t abort me to boot! (I don’t even think they considered aborting me, despite what I often tell people.) They are my two best friends. I adore both of them. I am very blessed and incredibly grateful.
It’s about time D.C. builds a casino, or at least a card room where strangers can play poker.
I’m starting to wonder whether my female supervisor was offended when she asked me what my goals are for the year, and I replied, “To lift a twenty-five pound dumbbell with nothing but my cock.” Hey, she shouldn’t ask the question if she doesn’t want to hear the answer!
Comments
I feel as though I should go watch The Client to memorialize poor Brad.
Posted by: Harmless Error at January 16, 2008 09:57 AM
My people chose Mitt because the only president from our state was Gerald Ford, and apparently, that wasn't bad enough.
Also, because the unemployment in Michigan is really high and it sucks, and Mitt told them what they wanted to hear. My guess is that if you consider brain drain (I'd say over 90% of the intelligent people from my high school class work outside of the state, and I went to public school), the jobs situation is even worse than the official statistics let on.
Posted by: lily graypure at January 17, 2008 10:39 PM
Run out and get a copy of the latest GQ magazine and read the HILARIOUS article of the presidential candidates' wives.
I hadn't laugh so hard in a long time.
Posted by: ming the merciless at January 18, 2008 05:52 AM
