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February 21, 2008
From the “If I had Bigger Nuts, I would have Done This” File
Yesterday afternoon, I attended an information session with a bunch of other federal government employees. About halfway through the presenter’s spiel, this pregnant woman started asking question after question after question after question after question. If you didn’t know better, you’d seriously think she thought she was auditioning for a guest host position on Hardball or campaigning for the “I can be just as big a gunner now as I was when I was in law school” award.
I finally raised my hand.
When the presenter called on me, I looked across the room and waited for the pregnant woman to make eye contact with me. When she finally did, I exclaimed, “I bet you don’t have any idea who the father of your child is, do you?”
And then I got up and left.
Ha, if only my nuts were as big as this guy’s, I would have done that! Certainly would have spiced up the info session!
Comments
now that i would have paid to see!!!
some people have to keep talking to feel important i guess.
Posted by: acaligurl at February 21, 2008 12:31 AM
shut up, you wanted her, i mean, you cant get a pregnant girl more pregnant.
Posted by: pretty at February 21, 2008 05:11 PM
You sure you're not the baby's daddy?
Posted by: ming the merciless at February 25, 2008 01:31 AM
