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February 22, 2008
Like Scalia, I believe Words Mean what they Say (and other random stuff too)
Last night, a law school friend and I had dinner at a Mexican joint in a fun, little D.C. neighborhood. When I went to use the bathroom, I noticed a sign on the door that stated the following:
"PLEASE DO NOT THROW ANY KIND OF PAPER INSIDE THE TOILET. THANKS."
I'm glad I didn't go in there after someone made stinky because, if that person were anything like me, there would be a bunch of shit-smeared toilet paper stuffed in the trash can.
In other news, it would be a very, very nice treat to wake up in the morning and find out that the federal government is on a two-hour delayed start, or better yet, not going to open at all!
Do you think John McCain stuck his pepe in the lobbyist's coochie cooch? The Senator from Arizona doesn't like tang as much as Bill Clinton, but I think it's safe to say that he's done his fair share of muff-diving. I wonder how many members of Congress have had affairs since taking office. 50%? 70?% 30%? I also wonder how many interns want to have affairs with members of Congress, but don't get to for whatever reason.
I missed the damn lunar eclipse Wednesday night! I always miss these things. In the words of the former Boss' Secretary, "SON OF A BITCH!" In the words of a former babysitter, "Ah, that's horseshit!"
I want to see There Will Be Blood, Michael Clayton, Definitely, Maybe, and Vantage Point. If you have any suggestions regarding the order in which I should see those, by all means, suggest away.
And finally, remember, "Lord loves a working man, don't step in shit, and never trust whitey."
Comments
There Will Be Blood is brilliant. See that one as soon as possible.
Posted by: Philosofer at February 22, 2008 12:49 AM
It's Spring Break for me next week so I plan to see as many movies as I can in the next 7 days.
Hoping to hit the matinee shows for half-price.
Posted by: ming the merciless at February 25, 2008 01:20 AM
Yeah, I'm a bit disappointed that McCain is a potential cheater.
My sister works on Capitol Hill, and the stories she could tell...
Posted by: teahouseblossom at February 25, 2008 07:32 PM
good entertaining post!!!
lol on the paper in the toilet
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ewwwwww on the interns who want a piece of john mccain....yuck
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bill c... now thats a different story. that guys got serious charisma..... i'm just sayin'
Posted by: acaligurl at February 27, 2008 12:03 PM
Sorry you missed that neat eclipse pal. If you'd like to see my photo of it, go to:
www.dfacaz.org/astrophotos/LunarEclipse&Saturn-Heim.html
We only had a 30 minute viewing window before it clouded over and started raining, blowing, and lightning. Weird "monsoon" type storm in February no less! Yes Virginia, there is climate change.
Posted by: Heimhenge at February 28, 2008 10:17 AM
