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February 19, 2008
Lohan's Looking Like Lyn, Marilyn that is!
Lindsay Lohan and photographer Bert Stern (apparently he’s a really famous photographer, but I have a feeling when he pulls that “do you know who I am” bullshit line, most people look at him completely puzzled, except of course the Asians, who probably insist that he take a picture of them with THEIR cameras (which are undoubtedly better than Bert’s))... Apparently, Ms. Lohan and Mr. Stern have recreated Marilyn Monroe’s final photo shoot (also coincidentally shot by Mr. Stern).
Lohan described Monroe’s suicide as “tragic” and said that her suicide and Heath Ledger’s recent overdose “are both prime examples of what this industry can do to someone.” She then added that she didn’t know why the industry wrecked havoc on some stars, stating, “I sure as hell wouldn’t let it happen to me.” Lohan, of course, has been in and out of rehab for alcohol and cocaine and definitely had/has an eating disorder. It's refreshing to know the industry isn't getting to her.
Mr. Stern said he thought the photo shoot would be good for Lohan because it would give her a chance to portray herself as a grown up. He also undoubtedly thought the shoot would be good for him since it gave him the opportunity to see Lohan’s entire body, including her boobies and cooch. In lauding Lohan’s willingness to do the shoot naked, Stern said, “I thought she was a natural, not at all squeamish, even when I told her I was going to slide my thing in her pooper while simultaneously putting a JFK-shaped dildo in her vag.”
Comments
I guess this is what you get when you cross a leper and a chimpmunk. The god-awful bird-like wig sure does top off perfection.
Posted by: dream at February 19, 2008 10:25 PM
