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February 12, 2008
The Thinking Fool’s Virginia Presidential Primary Voting Quiz (Second Entry of the Day - "How about that!")
1. I was on the fence about voting today, but decided to venture outside even though the ground was:
(a) slipperier than an ice rink,
(b) slipperier than the private area of a female midget in the company of Mini-Me,
(c) so slippery that I actually almost fell five times,
(d) all of the above.
2. Much to my delight, I got to vote in the Democratic primary even though I’m a registered Republican. Since McCain has already pretty much locked up the Republican nomination, I gladly accepted a Democratic ballot and cast my vote for:
(a) Mr. Change himself, also known as Barack Obama,
(b) Mrs. Bill Clinton,
(c) that little weasel who is no longer in the race and who claimed to see a UFO once upon a time,
(d) none of the above.
3. When two of the polling workers – both of whom were easily in their 70s – asked me if it was slippery outside, and I responded in the affirmative, they both told me to be careful and noted that “an old woman fell earlier,” prompting me to:
(a) ask them if the old woman was older than they were,
(b) tell them that I actually saw her fall and tried to help, but got creeped out when she tried to pull me on top of her and told me she had a “thing for younger guys,”
(c) ask them if they had heard the rumor about Barack slipping Hillary the hard one-eyed chocolate monster,
(d) think all of the above, but not actually do any of them.
Comments
I think the answers to 1 and 3 are "all of the above" but as for 2, I'm going to hazard a guess that you voted for the little weasel guy. It's ok - I voted for John Edwards on Super Tuesday. Even though he'd dropped out, his name was still on the ballot.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at February 13, 2008 01:19 AM
i like the answer choices!!! witty & entertaining! :)
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hey, that was ludacis!! did you think it was eddie (murphy)?
Posted by: acaligurl at February 13, 2008 01:45 AM
um a bit of a computer malfuntion. i am so sorry for the repeated comments.! yikes.
Posted by: acaligurl at February 13, 2008 01:50 AM
Shows you how much I know about pop culture/music - I thought that was Eddie Murphy in the tux (on acaligurl's blog for all of those who want some context). Oh well, then I want Ludacis' tux! And no sweat about the repeated comments - I deleted the repeats. As for being witty and entertaining, I can be both things at least once a month. Stop by more often. You'll see. ;-)
Teahouse, I'll reveal the "correct" answers later!
Posted by: Fool at February 13, 2008 08:41 AM
Fool are you bitter that Guliani isn't still in the race?
Posted by: Wiseazzz at February 13, 2008 05:35 PM
Wiseazzz,
HELL NO! I'm thrilled he didn't get the GOP nod. The two candidates I want to square off are going to square off!
Posted by: Fool at February 13, 2008 10:15 PM
And the correct answers are:
1. (d) all of the above;
2. (a) Mr. Change himself, also known as Barack Obama;
3. (d) think all of the above, but not actually do any of them.
Posted by: Fool at February 23, 2008 12:12 AM
