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April 04, 2008
I've NEVER been so excited to exclaim, "TGIF!"
Have you ever been sodomized? I haven’t, but my job sure did its best to shove itself up me this week. Fortunately, it didn’t have any lube, making entry impossible!
In other news, I really like the new prosecutor on Law & Order.
In even more other news, I like the show Medium. At least, I like the two episodes I watched recently.
Well, that’s about all I’ve got. You expect something funny? Or at least something witty? Maybe even something insightful? Let me explain something to you. Reread the first paragraph in this entry. My job seriously got very close to forcing its way up my rear end this week, and it wasn’t at all gentle about its intentions. TGIF!
Comments
That sounds pretty painful. I hope you can spend the weekend recovering from the attempted violation.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 4, 2008 08:20 PM
Sounds like you need a new job! lol...just kidding. Hang in there at your workplace. :)
Posted by: miss happy at April 4, 2008 10:00 PM
Oof, get some rest.
Wait, if you work for the IRS, I have no sympathy, and I hate you for taking more of my money.
Posted by: Harmless Error at April 5, 2008 06:22 PM
if you arent witty who will be? will we have to depend on snl or some other submarginal time waster instead of coming here where you produce something out of nothing? No im sorry i just wont accept that. buck up my friend and come back next week with something good.
kidding aside, sorry your job sucks. hope you feel better.
Posted by: chance encounter at April 6, 2008 06:25 PM
