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April 07, 2008
Mr. Cool...
There’s this one guy who lives on my floor who thinks he is too cool for words. You know the type.
I tend to be a gregarious person when I spot someone in the building, so I’m always offering up a random “hello” or “what’s up?” whenever I see someone who lives here, unless of course that person is a minority, in which case I just look down and keep to myself. (That was sarcasm, folks.)
Usually, whenever I offer up a friendly greeting to Mr. Cool, he recoils in such horror that you’d think he thought I just offered to blow him (and swallow to boot). Last night, when I was venturing out to dinner, I saw a random woman and the cool dude getting off the elevator. I said hello, and of course, got his typical cool guy response, i.e. nothing.
I think I chose the wrong word(s). Instead of saying, “Hello,” I think I should have said, “Are you kidding me?!?! You’re taking ANOTHER random girl back to your place! Wow, you are a pussy master, my friend! I hope you're using condoms! I heard you got the last one pregnant and caught something from the one before that. Anyway, have a good night.” Then again, by the looks of the girl in his presence, that probably would have only served as a turn-on.
Comments
I managed to sit upright in my deathbed and read this titillating post. Thank you for the first laugh I've had in a while.
Posted by: AWODS at April 7, 2008 09:29 PM
bahaha, you should have said that to him.....at least you are friendly to your neighbors, I call the cops on mine haha
Posted by: capitolhill20210 at April 8, 2008 12:58 AM
