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April 09, 2008
Random Wednesday Musings (or RWM for short)
I’d love to go to a restaurant like this one every once in awhile! Props to Germany. Watch the video. If nothing else, it’s neat.
Taxes suck. Why can’t we go to a national sales tax? Seriously, why can’t we?!?! I actually think I'm getting mine filed on time this year. But, then again, I also thought I wouldn't catch anything from that one-legged hooker in Sri Lanka. I wonder if there really are any one-legged hookers. Some guys have to be into that.
For whatever reason that reminds me of a favorite quote uttered by the (former) Boss' Secretary. In describing a coworker, she said, "So and so is really pretty, but she has an overbite. [Pause] But some guys like that." Yeah, probably about as much as they like one-legged hookers. Hmm, if Heather Mills is really upset with the divorce award, well, I'm just saying....
I absolutely have the best two parents in the world. There simply is not a better mom and dad on the planet. And I apologize profusely to both of them for writing that immediately following discussion of one-legged hookers.
I watched an MSNBC special about the BTK killer recently. How the hell is that bastard still alive? What happened to "prison justice?" Same goes for the Green River Killer.
I’ve suggested buying horses and jousting gear so we can have Friday-afternoon hallway jousting sessions at work, but nobody seems to think it’s a good idea. Bummer. Like Thomas Edison, I won't let a few keep me from realizing a great idea.
Speaking of brilliant people like Thomas Edison, Eric Cartman is the greatest television character of all time, yes? Who’s better? If you say Lucy from I Love Lucy, may a rabies-infected squirrel mistake your breasts (or balls depending on what's applicable) for delicious peanuts, the kind Jimmy Carter used to grow. (Click here if you'd like to read Papa Fool's all-time favorite entry.)
I wonder what Kramer is doing these days. I don’t wonder enough to search Google, however.
It’s so easy to spot tourists in this city. I love them (for the most part). They bring a refreshing awe to this city that is sometimes lost. Plus, it’s always really fun to watch them freak out when you offer their children candy.
Comments
I almost spit latte at the computer screen from reading this -- you are way too funny
Posted by: capitolhill20210 at April 9, 2008 08:17 AM
Well, that was a nice thing to read to start my day! Merci.
Posted by: Fool at April 9, 2008 06:39 PM
Oh, no..you've turned into the creepy neighborhood man, haven't you? The one the kids are all warned to stay away from!!
Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 9, 2008 09:57 PM
Haven't gone the horses-and-jousting-gear route, but back when I worked in a molecular biology lab, we would regularly roll the important-looking machines and fragile instruments out of the central hallway between labs, grab rolling chairs and brooms, put cardboard boxes on for protection, and have it. Good times.
Posted by: Nye! at April 10, 2008 09:58 PM
Nye, Absolutely brilliant!
Posted by: Fool at April 10, 2008 10:28 PM
One-legged hooker! Why one-legged hooker? Why not a three-legged hooker? Imagine what you can do with that extra leg.
Posted by: ming the merciless at April 12, 2008 01:36 AM
Imagine what you could do withOUT the second leg. ;-)
Posted by: Fool at April 12, 2008 09:25 AM
