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May 31, 2008
Don't TAKE THE Deal! Oh, I'm SO GLAD YOU TOOK IT! Huh?
Here’s what I don’t get about Deal or No Deal. When it gets to the very end of the game, there’s almost always one relative who is imploring the contestant to keep going. “You know you can get more money! You ONLY have to open one case! DON’T TAKE IT! DON’T TAKE THE DEAL! PLEASE DON’T TAKE IT!” (The way some of these people act, you would seriously think they were going to have a stroke if the game didn’t continue.) But as soon as the contestant accepts the deal, that one relative starts jumping up and down like Tigger, smiling like the Cheshire Cat, and generally acting like a complete and total lunatic, giddy as hell that the contestant accepted the banker’s offer. I understand the relative has to be happy at that point, but wouldn't it be really nice if, just one time, one of the crazy relatives strutted over to a contestant, looked him in the eyes, and let out an angry, “You pussy!” (and then followed that by pulling out a gun and busting a cap in the relative’s ass). Hip-hop stars, feel free to use this as a premise in one of your "songs."
Comments
You are a woman that you even watch that show
no deal
Posted by: pretty at June 1, 2008 12:21 AM
All the contestants are either mentally ill or downright pathetic, or both. The producers need to realize there is a difference between outgoing and crazy.
I think you should pitch your idea for late night television. Those of us who support televised executions would sign up.
Posted by: Ms Pink Slip at June 1, 2008 01:46 PM
there is no better phrase than "bust a cap". none.
my nephew wrote a haiku using it and i never laughed so hard. it rocked. of course, i don't remember it; we were on vacation, it was northshore hawai'i...who has time for the little details at that time? :)
Posted by: chuck at June 1, 2008 11:58 PM
Ugh, that show sucks hairy donkey balls.
And I say that because I'm mad jealous about how much money really stupid people can earn for no skill or talent at all.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 2, 2008 12:58 AM
My theory: they are all paid actors. This way, the game shows don't really have to shovel out those ridiculous amounts of money!
Posted by: Tyler at June 2, 2008 01:40 AM
I can't sit through that show - I believe men just watch it for the hot chicks anyway lol.
Hope 50 cent or whoever uses your line gives you at least 10 percent for your line lol
Posted by: caphill20210 at June 2, 2008 07:14 AM
I think you should watch The Mole tonight. When Anderson Cooper hosted it a million years ago (ok, like 2000) it was awesome. Hopefully it will be now too!
Posted by: Harmless Error at June 2, 2008 10:06 PM
