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May 23, 2008
The week is almost over. YIPPEE!
Have you ever gone to the doctor and had him totally surprise you by checking your prostate when you didn’t expect it? Well, I have, and that’s how my week has felt. (For some strange reason, my doctor always makes me wear a blindfold for that twenty-five minute exam, but he tells me that’s routine, so I guess I should believe him. Always annoys me when I feel his hands on my hips and him breathing on the back of my neck during the experience, but again, he went to medical school, and I didn’t, so what do I know?!? Now that I think about it, my degenerate ex-brother-in-law also went to medical school. Well, actually, let’s not get carried away here. He went to “D.O.” school, which, if you don’t know, is where you go to be a doctor if you can’t get into an “M.D.” school. This guy really is just an absolute moron. If you met him on the street and found out he’s a “doctor,” you’d seriously think you were on some hidden camera show where they took pure idiots and dressed them up as physicians. I miss interacting with him like I miss getting kicked in the nuts by a horse. (That’s never actually happened (to me), but I can’t imagine I would miss that if it did happen to me.)) Anyway, the whole point of this long diatribe is that I had a hellish week at work – so much to do, too little time, and zero energy. Zero energy as in Terry Schiavo probably had more energy in her final week than I did over the last few days. And that is why I wasn’t a very active blogger.
Comments
Your description of the prostate exam was getting me a little hot..sounds like your week wasn't THAT bad ;o)
Posted by: teahouseblossom at May 23, 2008 12:19 AM
You sure you didn't enjoy the doctor's probing a little too much? Bet you got a woodie during the exam! :-)
Posted by: ming the merciless at May 27, 2008 07:49 PM
