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June 17, 2008
And the Gentleman from Mississippi Inquired, "How do you know that?"
Today or tomorrow, if you happen to bump into former Senator Trent Lott, I suggest saying, “Senator, my, my, you look like you’ve probably got a little corn in your poop today.” If you do that, Lott will undoubtedly look at you dumbfounded, wondering how the hell you could tell that just by looking at him. And you will think, “I know this because I read the Thinking Fool, who just happened to spy Lott eating some corn during lunch on Monday.” Needless to say, the CIA would love to have an intelligence-gatherer like me.
Comments
Didn't know he was anal retentive. :-)
Posted by: ming the merciless at June 17, 2008 02:19 AM
Dang you are EVIL!!! And I love it ;-)
I climbed out of the rabbit hole, thanks for the rope!
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at June 17, 2008 09:20 AM
dude you crack me up -- thats like intel the FBI collects lol
Posted by: wendy at June 17, 2008 11:19 AM
Trent Lott hearts black people.
Posted by: pretty at June 17, 2008 06:17 PM
So I'm curious..does Lott eat corn the typewriter straight-across way, or the around-the-circumference of the ear way?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at June 18, 2008 08:48 AM
He was eating corn that was already off the cob by the time he got to it. But I have a feeling he eats it the typewriter-straight-across way when such an opportunity presents itself.
Posted by: Fool at June 18, 2008 06:39 PM
