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June 27, 2008
Maybe Nobody Has Ever Suggested it to Her...
Picture it, the supermarket, the woman in front of me at the checkout line is buying a few items, including two bottles of wine. The friendly cashier says, “May I see some i.d. please, Miss? You know, to verify that you are old enough to purchase these bottles of wine!”
The woman looks amused.
The cashier continues. “I know you’re probably 22, but I need to check to be certain.”
The woman giggles. “I wish I were 22. I’m a lot older than that. I’m actually 27.”
The cashier says, “Well, you look a lot younger.”
“Yeah, I get carded all the time when I buy cigarettes.”
“Well," the Thinking Fool says, "maybe you shouldn’t smoke.”
