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June 10, 2008
We'll see just how serious Obama is...
I don’t get it. Hillary bowed out and Obama has more cash than Carrie has shoes (how’s that for a little Sex and the City reference?!? Yes, indeed! I know my audience! Well, actually, I don’t know my readers, but imagine someone enjoyed that reference, and if you are not that someone, well, you can go to hell. Anyway…) Obama has all this money and is now officially the presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee, yet, unless I’m missing something, there hasn’t been one commercial touting the fact that a President Obama would easily have the biggest cock of all our Commanders-in-Chief. And by at least a full inch too! Seriously, which former presidents do you think would get the job done down there better than Obama does? George Washington? Puh-leeze! Maybe if he attached a wooden tree limb to go with his wooden teeth. William Howard Taft? Nope! He got stuck in the bathtub because he was fat, not because he had a big willy! Jimmy Carter? Hell no! He’s way too bitter. Nobody with a big member can be as pissed off at the world as that former peanut farmer is. Anyway, I’m just stunned that Obama isn’t exploiting his opponent’s weakness in this area. There’s no way you can tell me that Senator McCain has a big wee-wee (and even if he does, you know it’s got to be really crooked, undoubtedly making it appear smaller than it actually is). If I’m Obama’s campaign manager, I have him strip naked, get on all fours like a horse, take a picture, and then plaster flyers across the nation that say: “This is why he isn’t afraid to meet with Foreign Leaders: Obama for President.”
Comments
This is the funniest post I have ever read - I bet Obama has a small one, I would put money on it.
I bet Reagan was packing some heat!
Loved the SATC reference
Posted by: wendy at June 11, 2008 11:52 PM
You are assuming Obama has a huge dick because he's black! What if he inherited his mother side of the family in that area?
Speaking of size, is it me or does McCain have really short arms? They hardly reach his waist. If so, how does he pee, as in hold it and aim?
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at June 12, 2008 03:44 AM
Wendy, Excellent. :) Made my day, and my day JUST got started!
Ming, Excellent point. I'm still putting my money on the Big O when it comes to well-hung presidents!
Posted by: Fool at June 12, 2008 08:38 AM
LOL at Mings comment -- the poor man was tortured years ago - maybe they did some kooky arm shortening torture techinique on him
Ya know what though McCain was hot when he was younger.
Posted by: wendy at June 12, 2008 11:05 AM
He might have a larger dick but the question is - how big are his balls! ;)
Posted by: The Exception at June 12, 2008 11:27 AM
"Ya know what though McCain was hot when he was younger."
Yeah, I heard he was personally responsible for deflowering a young Mary Todd Lincoln.
Posted by: over_educated at June 12, 2008 04:01 PM
I'm sure he sits on the pot. And, I second Wendy's comment. I would have banged McCain years ago.
Posted by: dream at June 21, 2008 07:32 PM
