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August 21, 2008
Yes, I'm Alive, and Actually Having a Delightful Time on Vacation at the Moment
As I was strolling near the beach today, I spotted the following sign taped to the door of one house:
“All Went Well With Gertrude’s Surgery.”
I’m always happy to hear about people’s good fortune on the operating table. However, I was curious about what sort of surgery Gertrude had, especially considering her name makes it very likely that she was born sometime during the Franklin Roosevelt administration. I figured other people, i.e. random strangers like me who happened to stroll by her house while walking on the boardwalk, would be curious about Gertrude’s surgery too.
And that’s why I decided to sneak up to her door when no one was looking and add the following sign below the other one.
“So Please Call if You Need a Recommendation for a Good Vaginal Rejuvenation Surgeon.”
Wish I knew her phone number.
Comments
bahahaha, that's hilarious - but fool, my name is Gertrude damnit! ha jk
enjoy the vacay
Posted by: zipcode at August 21, 2008 04:59 AM
You are evil! And a genius!
Posted by: Ming the Merciless at August 26, 2008 01:02 AM
