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September 12, 2008
Public Service Annoucement
To the young man on the orange line this morning, I can only say this: son, ask your parents to buy you some deodorant! Hell, I will chip in for the cause. Paris might be superior to D.C. in many ways, but we’ve always trumped the Parisians when it comes to a less smelly subway system. You, my friend, did all you could to take away that advantage from us this morning. Your body odor smelled worse than a diarrhea-infested toilet in a public restroom. Thank God you are a tourist. Go home!
Comments
Ugh..I hate tourists with body odor. Or anyone with body odor, for that matter.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at September 15, 2008 12:56 AM
I would like to meet the parents of the gentleman (and I use that term loosely) who plopped himself down next to me on the orange line this morning and proceeded to ingest a booger breakfast he harvested from his very own nose with little care that I was blatantly watching him shove fingers in the one orifice fingers should not go in.
Posted by: tmj at September 16, 2008 03:55 PM
