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October 16, 2008
The King Has Spoken...
I wish I were a king right now. If I were, I would issue the following proclamation:
Let it be known across my entire kingdom! It is NEVER appropriate to microwave fish at work. Even if you have a microwave in YOUR office, under no circumstances are you to use it to microwave fish during business hours, ESPECIALLY CATFISH.
I don’t understand how someone voluntarily puts catfish in his or her mouth given that it smells worse than a public restroom at a busy train station.
Consider this. If you were going out with someone and decided to get intimate with that person for the first time and unzipped his or her pants with the expectation of performing a little mouth-to-genital resuscitation, and as soon as you unzipped your potential lover’s pants, you smelled the most awful smell you had ever smelled - something so awful that you wanted to puke - unless you’re a prostitute, I’m guessing you would refrain from sucking/nibbling/licking/etc, right?
Yet people eat catfish. I don’t get it.
Comments
Euww. Gross.
I actually really like catfish. But your post has made my stomach turn.
Posted by: teahouseblossom at October 16, 2008 11:44 PM
Ugh.
I don't get it either, those whiskers skeeve me out!
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at October 17, 2008 08:05 AM
Well, neither are kosher. Either way, you are going to hell.
Posted by: pretty at October 17, 2008 12:34 PM
