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November 04, 2008
Random Ponderings…
This whole set-our-clocks-back-an-hour is total nonsense. Looking outside at 5:30 p.m. and seeing total darkness is nothing but depressing. I will vote for any candidate who calls for the elimination of this absurd practice. If two candidates running against each other both call for the elimination of my least-favorite-thing-in-the-fall, I will find a way to vote for both of them. If that’s impossible, I will vote for the candidate with the largest thing or the largest boobies, depending on which is appropriate (large boobies on a man does not constitute something that is appropriate).
I’m surprised we haven’t heard reports of Obama’s grandmother’s death being some conspiracy to engender sympathy for the Big O on the last day before the election. Maybe such conspiracy theories actually exist, and I just haven’t seen them. In any event, sympathies to the junior Senator from Illinois – losing loved ones is not fun.
Whose idiotic decision was it to have Chris Berman interview the two presidential candidates the night before the election? Berman looked as comfortable as a midget at a urinal in an NBA locker room.
And finally, from the “I’m so glad I got to see that with my own eyes” file, yesterday, I saw a very obese woman walking down the street smoking a cigarette. She was only about 300 pounds away from being the next James Bond girl.
Comments
I'm still having a bear of a time switching my internal clock. And it's even worse for Ally da Pup! Her "stomach alarm" is very accurate ;-)
Posted by: LisaBinDaCity at November 4, 2008 08:19 AM
Well, seeing as how we're now in standard time, if we got rid of daylight savings it'd be dark earlier the whole year round.
Posted by: Philosofer at November 4, 2008 10:28 AM
Let's not get all technical there, Mr. Poopy Pants! Let's keep the spring forward crap when we get there next year, but then scrap the whole change-the-clock crap after that!
Posted by: Fool at November 4, 2008 10:45 PM
