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February 02, 2009

There are exactly 535 Americans who need to put their country above themselves right now (536 if you count the Big O)

Suppose a teenager came home one day and exclaimed “Mom, I have a HUGE emergency. You know the car I worked so hard to buy? Well, it overheated on my way to school this morning. Smoke started pouring from the engine. I got so nervous that I jumped out immediately, afraid it was going to blow up. Fortunately, a tow-truck driver saw me and towed my car to the dealership. Well, mom, here’s where I really, REALLY need you. The guy at the dealership says I need a new engine and it’s going to cost more than a thousand dollars."

(Tears start flowing.)

"On top of that, he said I really need some new brakes and four new tires because apparently mine are completely bald. I just don’t have the money for all this stuff, mom. If I can’t pay for it, I’m not going to be able to drive to work after school. If I can’t do that, obviously I won’t be able to save money for college. Mom, this is really going to derail my life, and I’m starting to freak out! I need to get my car fixed. I really need to get it fixed."

(Sobbing)

"Can you please, please, please help me out? I know you’re in debt at the moment, but I just don’t know what to do.”

After hearing all this, suppose the mom responds by saying, “Child, I would do anything to help you out. Tell you what. Why don’t you write me a detailed list of what you need to get your car fixed and we’ll just try to figure out a way to make this work. Okay?”

In response, suppose the teenager gave the following list to her mom.

Engine: $1,140
Brakes: $155
Tires: $280
New Dress: $70
Nintendo Wii: $250
Four Wine Glasses: $44
HDTV for my Room: $880
Ceramic Flat Hair Iron: $85

If the mom agreed to give her daughter the money to buy everything on that list, you would rightfully think the mom was a moron. Well, here’s to hoping President Obama doesn’t act like a moron and let the imbeciles in the House get away with passing a “stimulus” package that is filled with more pork than the Omega Moo Sorority House in Revenge of the Nerds.

Seriously, why is it so hard for our elected officials to do the right thing? (When they've been in control, Republicans have been just as guilty as Democrats, so this isn't a partisan rant. The Democrats won the election, so if they think spending lots of money to stimulate the economy is the way to go, then by George, that's what they should be able to do, but spend the money on stuff that actually might have a chance to stimulate the economy. Don't spend the money on stuff that has zero chance of getting us moving; that's like going on a first date, and in an attempt to increase your chances of getting lucky, bringing the women a miniature catcus and telling her you hope to use it as a dildo on her later that evening. NOT a good move.)

I understand all politicians want to get reelected and they love being able to say they bring great things back to their district. But sometimes you’ve got to put a common goal above your individual ones, and this is one of those times.

Obama needs to put a stop to this behavior. If the Senate doesn’t clean up the House’s insane mess, Obama needs to come out and say, “Look, I ran on a platform of changing Washington, and frankly, I’m incredibly disappointed with my party right now. This is not a time to sneak in expensive items which don’t further the purpose of this particular piece of legislation. Frankly, those days are over. That's why my team is drafting a new bill, one that doesn’t look like a bunch of drunken sailors wrote it, and I expect Congress to pass that bill by the end of the week. Now, if you will excuse me, I promised Michelle I would fuck her in the White House kitchen.”

Posted by fool on February 2, 2009 02:03 AM

Comments

Ah, but do you really think Obama doesn't want partisian politics? He doesn't care if it's Washington as usual, so long as he looks like he's staying above the fray.

I appreciate your point re: spending as stimulus. Dems take that approach, and anyone trying to argue with that approach right now is pretty silly. Instead people should be focused on picking out the particular spending provisions that don't make sense.

We certainly don't always agree, but I think you nailed this one.

Posted by: Philosofer at February 2, 2009 10:25 AM

Doesn't Federalist No. 10 stand for the proposition that partisan politics are a good thing and that the system is working by design?
On another note, why do we rely on a fat-assed rodent to tell us how long winter will last? What makes ground hogs so special in their predictive abilities? And if we're going to rely on the fat little rodents, can other rodents give us information? What bits of knowledge do Mr. Opossum and Mr. Badger have for us?

Posted by: wiseazzz at February 2, 2009 11:13 AM

TF: You are right on the money here. I never thought I'd reach the point where proposed federal spending would make my blood boil and I would take it so personally. But this is more than slightly vexing.

PHILOSOFER: I agree with you here. Obama appears to be an image-focused guy.

WIZEAZZ: Possums are North America's only marsupials. Badgers are carnivores. Perhaps you should go back and read Federalist No. 10 with more care than is evidenced by your taxonomy.

Posted by: fermanator at February 2, 2009 12:50 PM

A decent ceramic flat iron costs over $100.00.

Posted by: Leaf at February 2, 2009 05:47 PM

Philo, Great minds think alike, so in this instance, clearly you have a GREAT mind. ;-)
Wiseazzz, I don't know if Federalist No. 10 encourages partisan behavior. If it does, it's moronic. This country is a centrist nation. Sure there are nuts on the left, and nuts on the right, but a majority of people fall somewhere down the middle. It would be nice if our governing agents would govern that way (or at least put the nation's interests ahead of their personal interests). As for the groundhog, I was thinking the same thing. What does that little bastard know? I think there should be "cooch" day on February 3. It would be a response to Groundhog Day. You can set up the rules.
Fermanator, Excellent comment, as usual.
Leaf, Clearly the girl in the hypo is an absolute moron.

Posted by: Fool at February 2, 2009 09:24 PM

hysterical.

Posted by: dream at February 2, 2009 11:47 PM

I agree with your point, but think you've gone a little bit overboard here. http://beingawesome.blogspot.com/2009/02/economic-stimulus.html

Posted by: Jeff at February 3, 2009 06:43 PM

Spending is a slow, unfair way to distribute money into the economy. It allows Congress to lavish money on favored industries, groups, and causes--even if that spending ends up being a pointless waste. And a lot of this money won't even get into the economy until 2011.

Cut income taxes. Add means testing to Social Security and Medicare and cut payroll taxes. Eliminate the home loan interest deduction and reduce taxes further to compensate. That will put plenty of money into people's pockets right away.

And for heaven's sake, stop letting the government fiddle with the housing market.

Posted by: me at February 3, 2009 07:38 PM

Ah, Thinking Fool..I love your analogies and similes!!

Posted by: teahouseblossom at February 4, 2009 12:44 AM

"Cut income taxes. Add means testing to Social Security and Medicare and cut payroll taxes. Eliminate the home loan interest deduction and reduce taxes further to compensate. That will put plenty of money into people's pockets right away."

I think most economists argue that cutting taxes have a far less stimulatory effect than direct spending (and this is intended to be a stimulatory bill). The consumer is scared and that is evidenced by the first positive saving rate last month in over 20 years. Cutting their taxes will not necessarily encourage them to spend, especially if the economic outlook is bleak.

Seriously, cutting taxes is not the answer here, and it's getting annoying listening to folks constantly espouse this an answer to all our ills. We have been doing it for the past 8 years and I don't see it as having worked very well (although it may have if it was accompanied by appropriate regulation and spending cuts). Direct stimulus really is the way to go.

Now I think a fair argument can be made that some of this bill is not direct stimulus, but I would like to see a more detailed analysis that folks jsut screaming "PORK, PORK." There will be SOME pork in any bill, but if it is a fraction of the total folks need to buck up and deal.

Posted by: over_educated at February 4, 2009 01:22 PM

Well said OE, well said. There are certainly economists who argue both ways, but the fact of the matter is that economics hasn't ever really given us a diffinetive answer when it comes to normative questions, because economic models are all far too simple and make all sorts of assumptions that just don't play out in reality. So we've got to turn to something else, and direct stimulus makes an awful lot of sense.

Posted by: Philosofer at February 4, 2009 02:37 PM

I bought a flat iron yesterday for $125.

Posted by: Leaf at February 4, 2009 04:09 PM

OE: You are right, economists don't like to make normative statements. But I'm happy to make one: letting people keep their money and pay off their debt is better than letting the government give it out to the hogs at the trough.

Philo: "Stimulus" seems to mean forcing debt-laden Americans to save less and consume more--that borders on the immoral. Government spending just makes this process involuntary by forcibly taking money from the savers and spending it for them. That cannot be justified by contradictory predictions from hypothetical economic models.

If there has been an increase in the marginal propensity to save, that is a fantastic development. Continuing the debt-fueled consumption binge of the last 50 years is insane. Stringing out Americans on debt and calling it recovery is a joke.

The economy is going to recover no matter what we do. "Most economists" can tell us nothing. 75 years later, economists can't tell us if the New Deal helped or hurt. They can't tell us if the Reagan or Bush tax cuts helped or hurt. It is impossible to disentangle the effects of these policies from the massive background noise provided by wars, bubbles, oil crises, Al Gore's invention of the Internet, and so forth.

Posted by: me at February 4, 2009 09:05 PM

Me -

I guess I see the stimulus as more about job creation/retention, than about encouraging consumers to spend. I agree that we're at the point that more debt spending is dangerous, but whether it's more money going out or less money coming in (tax cuts), the effect is the same - they both extend our debt.

Posted by: Philosofer at February 4, 2009 11:07 PM

"OE: You are right, economists don't like to make normative statements. But I'm happy to make one: letting people keep their money and pay off their debt is better than letting the government give it out to the hogs at the trough."

I'm kind of torn here, because I basically agree with the premise that the US consumer has taken on too much debt (and we have had fiscal policies encouraging them to do so). I also think this should be the policy for the government.

The problem with the "tax cuts are always good" philosphy is that we have as a society, right or wrong expect the government to provide certain services (roads, military, disaster relief, police, etc...). The tax rate should be high enough to cover these costs. If they aren't we walk right into the probelm we have now. So my response is: propose spending cuts and only cut taxes when we have a surplus.

It is interesting that you refer to the past, remember at the outset of the last Great Depression we raised interest rates and slashed spending. It is the general consensus of economists that that fiscal policy spun us FURTHER into the Depression. What we are trying now is the exact opposite: low interest rates and stimulus spending. Will it work? Who knows, but one thing is for certain, if you are going to try a stimulatory approach tax cuts are NOT the way to do that.

Posted by: over_educated at February 5, 2009 08:35 AM

my flat iron cost 220 4 years ago and it's still 220. No one in their right mind would spend 85 on a decent straightener. Also, why is she spending money on wine glasses when she could have just spent it on wine instead? And let's talk about this dress. Brand, style, season. These are all pertinent questions that need to be answered. Hell, this hypothetical is confusing me. Why doesn't this situation sound real?

Posted by: what ailes you, cures you at February 5, 2009 08:16 PM

I've enjoyed the back and forth, guys!
what ailes you, cut me some slack; i have a penis!

Posted by: Fool at February 6, 2009 12:42 AM

Cut income taxes significantly so that people pay off their debt and then have money to spend. The money goes to the banks when debt is paid off and the economy is stimulated by spending. Raise the sales tax so the government can recoup some money.

Posted by: hatin Toyota at February 7, 2009 10:07 PM

"Cut income taxes significantly so that people pay off their debt and then have money to spend. The money goes to the banks when debt is paid off and the economy is stimulated by spending. Raise the sales tax so the government can recoup some money."

Again, this is not effective stimulus. Assuming that a tax cut even enbles folks to pay off a portion of theit debt (in most cases it won't) all this is doing is servicing the bank loans. The purpose of the stimulus is to:

A. Increase GDP growth (or slow its loss) and
B. Support employment

Tax cuts do neither of those things well, even conservative economists (like Martin Felstein, economic advisor to Reagan) recognize this.

I also have no idea why you are suggesting raising the sales tax and lowering the income tax. If you want to stimulate the economy via tax cuts you would do the reverse. (Sales tax is on of the most regressive types of tax).

Seriously folks, put down the tax-cut Kool-aid.

Posted by: over_educated at February 9, 2009 08:11 AM

http://www.epi.org/economic_snapshots/entry/webfeatures_snapshots_20081022/

Posted by: over_educated at February 10, 2009 07:14 AM

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