April 21, 2009
Yo Ho! Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me!
Anyone else get the sense that this guy thinks he's going to Disneyland instead of U.S. District Court?
Comments
A roof over his head, hot meals, and presuming the prison has some voc tech classes or something, probably more of an education than he had a hope for in Somalia... he is!
Posted by: butterrflyfish at April 21, 2009 09:56 AM
I saw him all smiley on tv this morning and was like WTF? But the above commenter is right, prison is a mansion compared to his hut he lived in. the only thing he will have to get used to it being someones bitch.
Posted by: zipcode at April 21, 2009 12:33 PM
He looks like every other person from Somalia, how the hell do we know we have the right pirate. AArgggh
Posted by: pretty at April 21, 2009 02:43 PM
Wouldn't you also rather spend life in prison in the U.S. than go back to Mogadishu?
Posted by: teahouseblossom at April 21, 2009 10:26 PM
I hope he gets fucked up the ass (HARD). Then, I hope some Shaq look-a-like shoves his cock into Pirate-boy's mouth. With a mouthful of semen, he surely won't be smiling so much.
Posted by: dream at April 21, 2009 11:32 PM
DREAM:
You must never had a mouthful of shaq's semen or you would realize how wrong you are.
Posted by: pretty at April 22, 2009 12:08 PM
Didn't some of their kind use to work at the airport?
Posted by: Leaf at April 22, 2009 01:53 PM
who knew your regular commenters were closet-racists? Bravo guys, you kept that well hidden!
Posted by: passing-time at April 23, 2009 12:43 AM
Closet?
I am very open about my racism. Plus, Somali isnt a race dumbass
Posted by: pretty at April 25, 2009 02:26 PM
